wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy, via thenot-so-frenchhornplayer)

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

(Source: rneerkat, via thenot-so-frenchhornplayer)

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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(Source: thecutestofthecute, via thenot-so-frenchhornplayer)

shingocore:

mom and dad be like

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(via thiscorpsofbrothers)

altarandhour:

"I want an anime with strong female characters"

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"i want an anime about the power of teamwork"

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"i want an anime with masculine characters who aren’t afraid to express emotional pain"

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"i want an anime with intense fight scenes"

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"i want an anime with great animation"

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"i want an anime with well-written, believable villains"

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"i want an anime with—"

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"i want an anime—"

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(via thiscorpsofbrothers)

Anonymous: Your horn snap blows dick 

onyeplaysdrums:

Well it’s a good thing I play drums right?

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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(via jackadiddlediddle)

(Source: buckibarnes, via onyeplaysdrums)