beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

(via unclesamsmisguidedchildren)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via unclesamsmisguidedchildren)

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle, via thenot-so-frenchhornplayer)

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

(via thenot-so-frenchhornplayer)

thattallsummonerguy:

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

image

you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

I love both of these flavors O_O

(via thenot-so-frenchhornplayer)